I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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