pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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