Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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