i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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