Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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