Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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