Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
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I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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