doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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