she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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