so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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