There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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