I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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