YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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