My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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