Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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