Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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