Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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