he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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