worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You're a waste of cheezeits
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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