boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
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Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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