gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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