No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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