Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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