Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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