hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
well you can't waste a boner
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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