if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
How does one acquire holy water?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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