How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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