I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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