There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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