im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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