Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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