He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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