Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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