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The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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