you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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