my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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