I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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