I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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