Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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