R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
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Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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