quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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