do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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