Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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