just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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