white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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