I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
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So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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