It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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