He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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