I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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