it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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